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Republic of Consciousness Class of 2021: Mordew by Alex Pheby (Galley Beggar Press)

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Between March 8th and March 19th we will be posting ten pieces on our blog celebrating the Republic of Consciousness Prize 2021 longlist. There will be interviews, extracts and articles, with each piece focussing on a longlisted book.

Today’s piece is an extract from Alex Pheby’s Mordew. First published in August last year, Mordew was selected for the Guardian’s Best Science Fiction and Fantasy Books of 2020, and the second two books in Pheby’s planned trilogy are already hotly anticipated.


Dramatis Personae 

Anaximander
A talking dog, trained for violence, but with refined sensibilities.

Bellows
The primary factotum of the Master of Mordew. He is proud, but also sad.

Cuckoo
A boy from the slums.

Dashini
The daughter of the Mistress of Malarkoi, clever, mischievous, and lost.

The Dawlish Brothers
Two brutes in the service of Mr Padge.

The Fetch
He was born when a horse evacuated into a blacksmith’s forge: up went a billow of steam, and when the blacksmith looked down there was the Fetch, naked and red, and wrinkled like a rat cub. He was blind and deaf, and the blacksmith slung him out onto the tip where his brother rats taught him to see and hear. Now he sees and hears things as a rat does – wiry and shrill – which accounts for his bad temper. He ferries boys to and from the Master.

Gam Halliday
A self-made boy. Out of the Mud he gathered what parts came to hand until a child like a bird’s nest was there, made from twigs and leavings stuck together against the wind with spit. Such was the poverty of his surroundings that not all the necessary elements for a fully formed person were available, so he is missing some of them. In the centre of him are a clutch of blue eggs, but who knows who laid them?

Jerky Joes
Two children in one, they are part of Gam Halliday’s criminal gang.

Ma Dawlish
A gin-house proprietress.

The Man with a Fawn Birthmark 
A mysterious aristocrat and “gentleman caller” on Mrs Treeves.

The Master of Mordew 
When a wheel turns it rolls across those things beneath it: stones are pushed into the Mud, snail shells break, delicate flowers are crushed. Sometimes the rims of the wheels bear the effects of this movement: the metal is notched, pitted, or bent. Towards the hub of the wheel, none of this matters in the slightest. The centre of the wheel is perfect and out from it go perfect spokes, straight and true, and if the mechanism rattles, it is hard to feel it, and there is certainly no chance that the wheel will be interrupted in its progress – it is still perfect. The Master is the centre of the wheel, he is the movement of the wheel, his ways are unalterable, unquestionable, and, to those who dwell on the rim, unknowable – we see only his effects, which are terrible and cruel.

The Mistress of Malarkoi
Of the Mistress the people of Mordew do not speak except to name her in their curses. She is the enemy.

Mr Padge
A violent criminal who knows the modes and means of treachery in every aspect.

Mr Treeves
He was born from a stone weathered in the rain and ice of a winter perched on the Sea Wall. A fault in this stone was eased open by the freeze, and in the spring Treeves père wriggled out, salty and cold and weak. His strength was further wasted fending off frost bite and fish bite and death by drowning. He is now moribund and ineffectual, prey to lungworm infestation. He is Nathan Treeves’s father.

Mrs Treeves
Down in the slums she is wife to Mr Treeves, mother to Nathan Treeves, servicer of all comers. A more ignoble thing it would be hard to imagine. Yet who are you to judge? Time will tell. 

Nathan Treeves
The son of Mr and Mrs Treeves, the secrets behind this child’s life are analogous to the motivating forces of our story, and to reveal them here would be a mistake. That said, Nathan is the crux of all things that take place in Mordew, whether he or anyone else will admit it, and there will come a time when he exceeds all those who came before him, living or dead, but in what way we cannot yet predict.

Prissy
A slum girl and part of Gam Halliday’s gang. When a song is sung it can be very affecting, but when its notes echo in the slums of Mordew, inevitably some beauty is lost. The sea mist deadens it, the waves crashing obscure it, and in order for it to be heard the voice must strain past its tolerances. The tone is altered by the acoustics of the place, and the ears on which the music falls and the hearts by which it is received are often not sympathetic to the artistry of the performance. Consequently, it is possible to see coarseness in Prissy, who is forced into singing songs unworthy of her. 

Rekka
A destructive ur-demon, best left in its place of origin.

Sirius
A dog with mysterious senses. Friend of Anaximander. 

Solomon Peel
A famous boy, possibly fictive, whose story is used to frighten crying children out of their tearfulness. 

Willy and Wonty
Slum-dwellers speak endlessly of the Master, always wondering as to his future actions and whether he will ever end their torment. These words do not fall uselessly, though the Master pays them no attention, but drift about, buffeted and bolstered by repetition, until they settle into the form of objects – puzzling, unformed clumps of matter. But sometimes, very rarely, they make living boys, and thereby find new vehicles for their utterance. Willy and Wonty are two such boys, and so ingrained are the questions in them that these two find it impossible to think, or to be, or to speak, without giving voice to their formative interrogations. 

Additionally, in the pages of this book you will find many unusual things, including, but not limited to:

an angry peacock in a cage
an arm that becomes transparent
an army of children made from mud
a cloud of bats made from diamonds
some beautiful but vain assassins
various blasphemous gods
a blue glint moving like a will-o-the-wisp
several books of spells
piles of books used for firewood
a box that makes whatever is put within it appear somewhere else instead
a boy so bright that distant observers take him for the sun
a boy spun on a loom
the burglary of a palace
the burglary of a town house
many carcasses of butchered animals left to rot
a child who is all limbs and nothing else
a child who is made into a ghost
a child who is two children made into one
a child with the face of a dog
a child, blind in one eye, whose sight is partially returned
a number of children, beaten
children that are made into nothing but a spine and a head
children that come unbidden from nowhere
children who drink only wine
a chimney with a devil’s head on the top
cities with odd names
some clay figures animated by blood sacrifice
combustible feathers
a corpse that becomes two corpses
a corridor suitable only for a child
a country bounded by white cliffs to its south
a creature that is transformed from itself into a rat
creatures that are born directly from the muck 
creatures that live only for a moment, and then fall to pieces
a crew of sailors, all with Irish names
a dance that is supposed to make a disease lessen
a demon interred alive in the centre of the earth
a dog that can commune mystically, but who cannot speak
a dog that can speak, but who cannot commune mystically
electricity of a sort that can perform magic feats
an endlessly extensible ladder
engines with a mysterious purpose
an entirely black ship
some enormous lizards
boxes of entomological specimens
the extortion with menaces of a pharmacist
a fallen patriarch
a family of elephants, unfamiliarly labelled
a fanged king made from shadows and gold
hordes of feathered monsters, made of fire
a festering wound
a fireproof glove
swarms of flies that are born out of muck
flocking firebirds swooping over the sea
fluences
some friendly fish
a gentlemen’s club in a sewer
any number of ghosts
a giant fish around which a ship has been constructed
a girl with feathers for hair
a glass sphere big enough to comfortably house a captive
God’s dead body
God’s eye, removed from its socket
a golden pyramid
a handkerchief the size of a tablecloth
a harem of female dogs
hexes
a house called “The Spire”
a huge empty chamber at the heart of a city
inanimate objects that are transformed into living versions of themselves 
incantations that act to perform magic
two inheritances of great significance
an insect with the face of a monkey
a species of insect that makes the sun its home
an instrument that makes a person speak regardless of their unwillingness to do so
invisible wires that can kill by slicing
magical jewellery worn inside the chambers of a boy’s heart
a knife held to a man’s eye
Latin mottos
litter bearers in the Roman style
an exhibit of little, spiked pigs
a locket with a boy in it
a locket with a man’s finger in it
delicious lollipops that come from nowhere
machines that manufacture gold
various magical knives
a magical axe
a magical bow
a magical corsage in the colours of the flag of France
a man who can move so quickly that people can’t see him do it
a man who loves horses, but not children
a man who smells of rancid butter
a man with a very large nose
a man who is assumed to be a “noncer”
a marble run
a married pair of mechanical mice
a masquerade ball
men who can smell the difference between a man and a woman at a distance 
men whose jobs are also their names
men with gills, but no eyes
men with the heads of cows
a mirror that reflects magical spells
a mirror that shows one’s friends and accomplices over a distance
a mosaic that comes to life
the murder of a colleague
the murder of an enemy
the murder of surpassingly rare animals
pouches of narcotic tobacco
unnamed neurasthenic aristocrats
some ornate doors
an otherworldly demon, hell bent on destruction
poisoned bullets
very many portraits of the famous dead
the possession of a person’s body by the soul of another person (twice)
possible “flap-lappers”
possible “rod-rubbers”
a post-cognitive toy theatre
some powder that renders a thing invisible
a princess in disguise
much profligate destruction and violence against property
rams-head amulets with magical properties
a rats’ nest in the pelvis of a corpse
revolutionary justice
a road forged from glass
the robbery of a haberdasher
many sacrificed children
a single sacrificed old man
volumes of sand turned into glass
a scroll with a contract written on it
sea fret
sea that boils away so that the sea bed is revealed
a secret door
a shaven-headed girl
sigils, icons and glyphs having historical and magical significance
silverfish made from electricity
a smoke signal
snakes with the heads of men
spells performed with collected tears
spells with names
a statue of a goat-headed god
statues that are half of a column and half of a woman with the head of a goat
a striped cat of impressive size
a suit of armour that could fit a child
a sword hidden within a cane
a talking book that can also write and draw by itself
the teleportation of an object
a telescope
a tented city
theft from a warehouse
toys of enormous sophistication
a tube that projects a killing light
a tube with an eye on the end
tubes made of glass
unbreakable chains
a union of laundresses
unusual costumes and uniforms of various periods and professions
vats in which boys are changed from one thing into another
vats made of glass
violence against a haberdasher
violence against a pharmacist
violence against the clientele of a brothel
a wall of impressive size and strength
a war between magicians
weapons with names
a white stag who is also a sort of god
a witch woman
a wolf pack that is also a sort of god
a woman with spines for hair
worms that live in the lungs
worms that live outside of the lungs, and which are of unusual size
a zoo filled with screaming exhibits

Mordew is available to buy from the Galley Beggar website.

James Tookey